disneybakerdcp: staceyydarlingg: I want to kiss in front of the Castle. I want to hold hands on Peter Pan’s Flight. I want hide my face in the crook of your neck while I giggle on the Jungle Cruise. I want to be in Disney and be in love. can it happen this time? please?
disneybakerdcp: I am literally crying, there are actual tears rolling down my face and I cannot breathe. I just put this on my facebook and called my mom just to make her watch it. funniest thing I have ever seen. my dog has a butt dance but not like this
Finals: A Timeline
roaringstate: The night before the exam: 20 minutes into studying: A few hours into studying: An hour before the exam: A minute before the exam: 5 minutes into the exam: Walking out of the exam: When you get your grade back:
gr8brittyn: cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance: I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
eggsammich: you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
best-of-funny: dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read X
disneybakerdcp: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can here each others pulse. except with sweatpants on. i feel...
kawrying: so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”